This blog is as random as I am. Enjoy :)

 

thegoddamazon:

soulbrotherv2:

pharaohhearts:


Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

HILARIOUS EVERY TIME

Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.

LMFAOOOO

thegoddamazon:

soulbrotherv2:

pharaohhearts:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

HILARIOUS EVERY TIME

Okay, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the theme of my blog, as if my blog really has a theme, but this is just too hilarious not to reblog.

LMFAOOOO

(Source: lewis1993)

ray-ray-wifeyyy:

fuckyeahblackpinupgirls:

wendyss:

Ruby Bridges, the first African-American child to attend an all-white elementary school in the American South, escorted by U.S. Marshals dispatched by President Eisenhower for her safety. 14 November, 1960

Sometimes I like to take sometime to appreciate our history <3

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ray-ray-wifeyyy:

fuckyeahblackpinupgirls:

wendyss:

Ruby Bridges, the first African-American child to attend an all-white elementary school in the American South, escorted by U.S. Marshals dispatched by President Eisenhower for her safety. 14 November, 1960

Sometimes I like to take sometime to appreciate our history <3

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No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them.

Assata Shakur (via ethiopienne)

great quote.

(via deafmuslimpunx)

Our government considers this woman a terrorist.

(via knowledgeequalsblackpower)

(Source: twitter.com)

whateverhumans:

rootbeef:

gangstamickey:

being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs

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being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket

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being hot

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(Source: gizmoducky)

thetoshira:

emeraldjade:

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

aaandybuttwank:

troyesivan:

i  literally just whispered ’my god’

the future has arrived.

Where can I purchase 12 of these

Oh. My. Gosh…

What…i just found this in my drafts…i need at this hour.

fitnessluvr:

covetcravefancy:

Mint &amp; Lime juice cubes. How cool is this. Great idea from Whole Foods.

Can you say mojito? Oh yeah

fitnessluvr:

covetcravefancy:

Mint & Lime juice cubes. How cool is this. Great idea from Whole Foods.

Can you say mojito? Oh yeah

mntrose:

The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you

raw-r-evolution:

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

This is what happens when you have educated fooools

(Source: sandandglass)